My Friend’s First Salvia Trip

I am a big Salvia fan. Before I started to buy Salvia I was a big fan of other drugs like LSD and marijuana. Sally D doesn’t exactly do the same things to my mind as those two drugs, but it provides all I need in the way of spiritual exploration, so I tend to stick with that as my drug of choice. The fact that it is totally legal and very, very easy to buy salvia also helps, of course. I’m a reformed man!

Anyway, I digress. My friend had seen me using salvia before. He was eager to go halves with me on my next trip to buy salvia, and to try smoking some of it with me. I was fine for him to do that as I am always eager to help people share my Salvia experiences; I do believe that it some that should be shared around.

So we didn’t need to wait until the next time I was going to buy salvia: we did it there and then. My friend sat very calm for 5 minutes, then started giggling. In another couple of minutes he was back on planet sober. How was it, I asked? He just laughed quietly and picked up the pipe again.

I Love Acai Berry!

I loved the idea of acai berry as soon as I heard about it on Oprah. This is just an easy way to get fit! As soon as I saw the show I went to the web and found somewhere that supplies acai juice; I ordered a month’s supply.

The supplier took a little longer to deliver than I was hoping, but that was because lots of people who had been watching the show all went on a shopping spree like me! I’ll forgive the supplier as he seemed such a sweet old man. He’s delivered all the subsequent batches of acai berry products on time, too.

So, yeah, after my first purchase I decided that I loved it enough to warrant buying another load, then another. Not only does taking regular doses of acai berry make me feel better about myself, and not only does it taste good, but I’m more than convinced by all the good things I am hearing about it. If there’s even a small chance that by taking a portion of acai berry in my diet on a regular basis I will reduce the chance of me suffering from cancer, then I am all for it. I’ll by 10x the amount I’m buying now, in fact!